We were wronga about Tonga!

Well, we dont have much time here. The Internet is way slow, and everybody needs to use it. We'll update and post more pictures once we get to Fiji. But lets just say Tonga is way way different than what we assumed it to be. Its a total third world contry trapped in poverty, with marshall law declared because of politcal unrest and the people trying to overthrow the government! But its okay, because we are with the wealthiest most popular and respected families in Tonga! They are like the Tongan Mafia....for real! And second of all, the Tonga women love RHETT! They call him handsome, and he was getting numbers shouted at him at the Tongan dance we went to last night!! haha, it was so sweet. You are supposed to bow to girls to ask them to dance, and once a song is over everybody has to leave the dance floor. The lights are on, and you have to wear church dress. And its hotter than a mother! But man was it fun. I think i embarresed some girls when i went and bowed for them to dance. Other than getting our freak on with some Tongan hunnies, we've been exploring the coast line and dodging deadly snakes. For Real! The people are amazing and have been treating us like kings, with free rides, food, accomidation and entertainment. Their humor is like at an 8th grade level, so they love all of Dirks jokes that I tell....seriously its sooo funny! Anyway, keeping it real in Tonga, this is Austin Signing out!